Generic Repair Process

Things break. Stuff happens. Here is a one-size=fits-all repair process [in order]:

1. Turn it off, then on. For computers try a restart, then hard reboot.
2. Rap it sharply with the heel of your hand or the heel of your boot (brogan maintenance)
   [I know, we are talking about repair and not maintenance]
3. Unplug it and replug it
4. Take it apart and reassemble it. Discard remaining parts.
5. Use outside repair [store, manufacturer, or on-site repairman.]
6. Read the instructions.